姓曹的

突然想起这个.....

煮豆燃豆萁，豆在釜中泣，本是同根生，相煎何太急。

兄须要其弟，弟必敬其兄，勿以织豪事，伤此骨肉情。

因为看到这个!! 

我真的佩服到五体投地啊o.0

中文有那么难咩? 很多搞笑的笑话，如果不懂中文，就不懂其中的奥妙了啦! hahah

骄傲?光荣?

Manchester City trashed Manchester United 1-6 

Manchester United trashed Arsenal 8-2

Arsenal trashed Chelsea 5-3

Liverpool? Manchester United 1-1

Liverpool? Manchester City 1-1 

Liverpool? Arsenal 2-0

Liverpool? Chelsea 1-2 for BPL,

                          Chelsea 0-2 for Carling Cup

What else should I say? hmmm..hmm..

"I'M PROUD TO BE KOP!!"

haha xD 

Newcastle 也是嘛，也没有输到很难看。

所以说咯，

人无千日好，花无百日红

Liverpool，Newcastle再如何差，也会进步的一天.

你们再如何强，我们也有能力应付!
笑我们吧，事实证明我们虽然近期表现不好，但我们至少没有被别人抄的那么丢脸。

 ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Bellamy在消息公布那晚，马上就申请不下场，星期日晚对上Mancity。

Mr.Gary Speed 是他亦师亦友，他的逝世自然对他有打击。

他不愿带情绪下场是个明智成熟的决定，绝不向Rooney一样，因为自己的坏情绪带上球场，乱踢对方的球员。

那天，我们对ManCity,虽然丧失了无数的黄金机会，但是我们却看到了红军的毅力和坚持。

我们又对上了Chelsea, Bellamy 下场了。

在为Gary Speed默哀时，他留下了男儿泪, 看了好心酸。
亲朋好友的离世，往往都给在世的人无比的心酸，再也感受不到他们了。
对故人，也唯有在回忆里思念怀念了。

从我懂看足球，就开始支持Liverpool，Newcastle.
一路来都没有后悔过，因为不但是球队还是球迷，我们都是top class的。
我们不会因为球赛输着了，我们离开现场。
反而，我们会更大声的唱:You'll Never Walk Alone 

在场的kopites, 他们都为了他唱，There's only one Gary Speed. T__T

Liverpool fans, I'm proud of you.

You'll Never Walk Alone ♥ Liverpool 0-2 at Stamford Bridge. 
Good one :) Nice set up by Bellamy for Maxi, and Kelly, never regret to praise you before. 
Unselfish played by Bellamy contributed Maxi's goal. ♥
This is for you, Gary Speed. May you see this result with God.

Balotelli真的好正?

Balotelli's career highlights so far :

0. £10,000 in parking fines 

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1. Showing middle finger to Inter fans while he was at Inter.

2. Telling Juventus fans to "Get lost" during a Juve vs Inter match.

3. Calling Jose Mourinho a dickhead during a training session

4. Appearing on the Italian TV show Striscia la Notizia wearing an A.C. Milan jersey, while he was at Inter 

5. Driving into a women's prison in Italy

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6. Within days of joining Manchester City, he was involved in a car crash

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7. Once Balotelli was carrying £5000 cash to which a police officer queried why with Balotelli replying: "Because I am rich"

8. Confronting a bully in a school after querying why a young City fan was not at school

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9. giving £1000 to a homeless man on the streets of Manchester

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10. Throwing darts at youth players as a "Prank"

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11. Failing to wear a bib

12. Scoring his 1st and 2nd City goals and getting sent off against West Brom.

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13. (After winning the golden boy award) Reporter : What do you think about Jack Wilshere?

Balotelli : Jack who? I don't know who he is. Maybe I'll keep an eye on him when we play against Arsenal.

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14. Claiming that the only player who is slightly better than him is Lionel Messi. Otherwise he's the best in this world.

15. Putting his own house on fire by lighting up fire crackers in bathroom

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16. Displaying his now famous "Why always me?" shirt

17. Going on a date with a pornstar while his girlfriend was out of the country

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19. Epic celebration after scoring a goal against Newcastle.

20. Getting sent off against Liverpool after he just being sub in for 18 minutes and then damaging the door of Liverpool's dressing room.

HE IS DAMN EPIC!

hahahah, laugh die me, xD

IF

Animals have Facebook,these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

Cockroach : "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle."


Chicken : "If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all....."

Cow : "Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! Bitch?"

Mosquito : "I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!"

Octopus : "I have just refilled my ink..Horray!!"

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Cow : "Friends, don’t go out.Hari Raya Korban holiday is coming."


Pig writes a comment on Goat's status : “Luckily I am haram”

Cow replies :“Don’t you remember that after Hari Raya Korban is the Chinese New Year..?

After human read their status updated

*of course human need to add them as friend first lahh, but who will add cockroach and mosquito as friend? The problem is how the hell we gonna know them? LoL*




Our reaction?!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHA
笑瓜我！

How adorable :)

Lmao~ "Dad,you're ugly!" haha

♥ How evil! Let's try next time. Kids are just adorable :) 

Joke

Because of the wonderful and colorful day, Facebook got a lot of funny joke. :P 

I haven't list out,  Roberto Mancini  already laugh :D 

he is predicter? Can predict what joke I want to share?! LOL

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1-6 :"Is that a Tennis score? nah, is Manchester Derby"

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I tried to change my password to "ManUtdDefence" but it said too weak.

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The awkward moment when i thought arsenal where awful when they get spanked 8-2 at old trafford . whos laughing now manchester united haha 6-1

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What's the time? It's six past De Gea.

Man Utd must be 6 to their stomachs after that 1.

Six And TheCity

Oh Yeah, so sexy! opsss..I see wrongly, not Sex in the City bah xD

I need to go check mata liao @.@

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Missing: Man Utds defense, if found, please call 0898 1-6 1-6 1-6

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That awkward moment when the United players return home and see their children playing Super 'MARIO'!!!

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Last week 15 Oct 2011,Evra accused Suarez of racism,this week the whole Man Utd team Accused Man City of Rape!!!! 

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anyone wanna know what the odds for todays 6-1 city win was ? ... ask w.rooneys dad 

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Now is nomination and the only winner for the joke is............

"WHY ALWAYS ME?!"

This will be quote of the year 2011. 

MUHAHAHHAHAH.

Happy Card's day

Hahahaha, 我到现在还不能停止我的笑声

怎么办? :P 

昨天的赛事，真是大快人心啊

一场失望，1场奇迹，2场笑话～

LOL

Karma bites xD Like always.

报应啊，不是未报，而是时辰未到。

不过昨天的输赢根本不是重点，是拿卡拿到傻! 

先来一场失望的，Barcelona vs Sevilla

其实还算是ok ok lah, 失望的是，Messi missed penalty

他的表现真的不是他应该有的，那天的goal keeper 很厉害～

第二场奇迹～ Lecca vs Ac Milan

本来输着3，可是Ac Milan竟然给我看到了奇迹!

像2005 Champion League Final Liverpool 的奇迹～

Ok Ok, 来力了啦～ Manchester United vs Manchester City

哈哈哈哈哈哈

Manchester United 被Manchester City 在家教煮菜～

Manchester City tapao mee goreng 给Manchester United, 还要是6包，不懂好吃没有?嘻嘻

Mario Balotelli on FIRE after he played FIREWORK at home :D

 不懂?看这里

"Why Always ME?!" Quote of the year lah.

我从来都不会要买衣服，不过有列外了，我要买衣服

这件!!

 LMAO!

卡也拿到手痛，最后3分钟也进3球。

报应来了咯！

看球看到一半，突然镜头转到球迷上，我看到了............................

Joker, Gorilla, and another unknown watching the derby match. LoL

真的很搞笑. ^__^

我还看到 Roberto Mancini smile， 应该是yam 笑 :D

最后一球，我还听到 Commentator 讲 “This is so humiliating" -.- 好不给脸

球场到最后，在现场看球的人都走到7788了. o.0 

他们一点都不明白应该支持到底啊，毕竟是自己支持的球队

就像我每次说的

You'll Never Walk Alone! 

最后一场～ QPR vs Chelsea

他们厉害了咯，除了goalkeeper跟Anelka, 全队人拿卡！够力没有? xD

要怪就怪David Luiz 开始的时候，没有拜神啦

上星期他摸摸Torres的头，Torress就破球荒，进2球

昨天他忘记了啦! =O 结果整队人一起拿卡;P

所以咯，昨天不知道为什么，那么多卡～

Happy Card's Day !!!

I hope every cardholder can enjoy their card and understand the meaning lah.

wahahahahahha

最后再放几张好笑的，不关我事，只不过你们每次都笑我们，给我们笑回一次啦

两位老人家，突然给我一种两个人都像的感觉

哈哈哈哈
oh ya, forgot to write the date of Card's day. The First year of every fans celebrate for this, 
23 Oct 2011
THE DAY WE WILL ALWAYS BEAR IN MIND 


哈哈哈哈哈哈

爱上他

每次都有人跟我讲，先要爱上他，你才会了解他的为人

两年三年咯，我真的要放弃他

以前的我，果然是很了解他，可以掌控他，根本他要如何反抗都没有用的咯

不懂是不是报应ler, 现在轮到他玩死我。每次都搞到我一个头两个大，不管我如何求他，努力改变自己都没有用

臭数学，什么烂东西!!!

我大学其中一位教授竟然跟我说，

Math is beautiful, you must fall into him, then you got him! 

@#$%^&*()#$%^

还有这种人啊，竟然讲数学跟爱是一样的..
那位可恨的教授竟然还在每份notes的下面印上
MATH IS BEAUTIFUL

我吊! 吊!

气死我了，每次人人都拿来笑我

我科科都很高分，就是他害死我，真的是celaka 到要命

那位教授天天就拿来开玩笑，人人也都跟我讲

Practice made PERFECT

 Perfect? 我呸! 因为hor, 我连哪里下手都不懂

人家讲，先下手为强。我连这个都做不到啦，真的kanasai 啊啊啊啊 

还亏我是Science student, 真系冇眼睇jor

Tapi，今天我看到了，数学不好也其实有好处的，嘻嘻

一定要拿来给那种人看. Neh, 那种整天讲数学is siam mi beautiful 啦，wonderful的

原来你们是酱的人啊，还看不出ler...LoL

你们最好自己好好的反省啦，我今天起，会很自豪liao

虽然一路来每个人都知道我多么想避开数学，多么的对数学心淡，

我都会直接承认自己的数学有多么差，我都很坦白的

搞到别人都讲我，这个很值得你proud 咩? 

今天起，我会觉得自己sibeh proud，因为什么?


这个咯.....

怕你们看不到，放大大给你们看

以后不要再乱乱讲我咯，是你们应该自己反省一下的

wahahahahahaha..

不过，我还是要向数学低头

人在江湖啊，身不由自

T______T

神啊，天啊，真主啊，救救我吧

请把我拉出火坑~

还是叫ultraman比较快?

祝我好运，有排我哭