Balotelli's career highlights so far :
0. £10,000 in parking fines
1. Showing middle finger to Inter fans while he was at Inter.
2. Telling Juventus fans to "Get lost" during a Juve vs Inter match.
3. Calling Jose Mourinho a dickhead during a training session
4. Appearing on the Italian TV show Striscia la Notizia wearing an A.C. Milan jersey, while he was at Inter
5. Driving into a women's prison in Italy
6. Within days of joining Manchester City, he was involved in a car crash
7. Once Balotelli was carrying £5000 cash to which a police officer queried why with Balotelli replying: "Because I am rich"
8. Confronting a bully in a school after querying why a young City fan was not at school
9. giving £1000 to a homeless man on the streets of Manchester
10. Throwing darts at youth players as a "Prank"
11. Failing to wear a bib
12. Scoring his 1st and 2nd City goals and getting sent off against West Brom.
13. (After winning the golden boy award) Reporter : What do you think about Jack Wilshere?
Balotelli : Jack who? I don't know who he is. Maybe I'll keep an eye on him when we play against Arsenal.
14. Claiming that the only player who is slightly better than him is Lionel Messi. Otherwise he's the best in this world.
15. Putting his own house on fire by lighting up fire crackers in bathroom
16. Displaying his now famous "Why always me?" shirt
17. Going on a date with a pornstar while his girlfriend was out of the country
19. Epic celebration after scoring a goal against Newcastle.
20. Getting sent off against Liverpool after he just being sub in for 18 minutes and then damaging the door of Liverpool's dressing room.
HE IS DAMN EPIC!
hahahah, laugh die me, xD
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