Thursday, June 23, 2011

TMI Questions - Fast Five

Bugatti VeyronImage via WikipediaSince a few of these require very short answers, I'm going to do a few in this post.






1. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

That's easy. It would be Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Why? Trust me, if you remember that movie, you wouldn't be asking me. Second choice would be Betty from Archie. I always thought she was probably good in bed, which is why Archie kept her around instead of being with rich Veronica. Veronica's probably a dead fuck.

2. Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t? I haven't a clue. I at least trim mine a little so it doesn't get too hairy there.

3. Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school? That's easy. Miss Tami, 11th grade English. That woman had legs that went on for days, short skirts that drove all of us crazy, and an ass that was pure heaven. That body in a room with that much exploding male and (I suspect) female hormones? It just wasn't fair.

4. What was your nickname in high school? Honestly, I didn't actually have one. Maybe asshole.

5. If you could be a car which one would it be and why? First choice would be a Bugatti Veyron. Sleek, expensive, faster than a mother. Second choice would be a black Ford Mustang; any era but my preference would probably be the GT 500. Man, what a classic muscle car.
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