Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Our Busiest Month

THANK YOU KISSES ALL OVER.

This was the busiest month on the blog this year.

I really appreciate you checking me out.

You know how it excites me when you do :)

Let's see the 10 best summer signings of the season!!!


Premier League ending soon..Let us look at who is the Top 10 summer signings of the season..We'll start from number 10 and count it down to the best signings of the season..

10.Damien Duff - Newcastle to Fulham, £4m
While this season has been heartbreaking on the international front, and he missed a gilt-edged chance to win the play-off with France, things have gone swimmingly at Craven Cottage. Duff has weighed in with eight goals and added experience and a touch of quality to Roy Hodgson's midfield. With the Europa League run still going strong, he can be delighted with his contribution and reassured that his career is back on an upward curve.



9. Jamie O'Hara - Tottenham to Portsmouth, loan
O'Hara has proved himself to be Premier League class and his determined displays have lifted the Fratton Park faithful. Although he misses out on the big FA Cup semi-final against his parent club, there will be other grand occasions for him later in his career - obviously starting with the final in May if Spurs are beaten. He won't stay on the south coast when Portsmouth go down and it's unlikely he'll remain at White Hart Lane. But he'll have a choice of where to play his football next term, that's for sure.



8. Kevin Doyle - Reading to Wolves, £6.5m
Wolves had been accused of not scoring enough goals until their recent win at West Ham, but there's no blame attached to their record buy. His goal return of seven from 28 matches is almost identical to his international record but his game is not all about putting the ball in the net. Doyle has developed into an ideal lone striker, capable of shielding the ball, keeping possession and putting in a lot of selfless work. Mick McCarthy's system is bringing the best out in him and he's worth far more than what they paid Reading for him now.




7. Antonio Valencia - Wigan to Man United, £16m
Ferguson had the Ecuadorian earmarked as the replacement for Cristiano Ronaldo for some time and he's exceeded expectations in his first season at Old Trafford. An old-fashioned winger who likes to beat his man and deliver the ball into the box, he has supplied Wayne Rooney with plenty of chances this term. His manager has admitted he just needs to come out of his shell because he has a shy personality, and there is the feeling that he doesn't realise how good he can be. That said, he was man of the match in his first major final with United and there could be more medals on the way this season.




6. Joe Hart - Man City to Birmingham, loan
Birmingham have benefitted hugely from having the England hopeful on board. The youngster has developed into a top-class goalie and the only problem is trying to convince City to sell him permanently. Scott Dann and Roger Johnson were also astute acquisitions from Alex McLeish but Hart has been the pick of the bunch.




5. Niko Kranjcar - Portsmouth to Tottenham, £2m
Harry Redknapp likes a bargain and the Croatian was an absolute steal. With Pompey about to endure the worst year in their history, the midfielder was picked up for a song and has adapted well to life at White Hart Lane. With his fellow countrymen Luka Modric and Vedran Corluka at the club, he has been made to feel at home and become an important member of the side. Undoubtedly one of the biggest bargains over the past year or so.




4. Darren Bent - Tottenham to Sunderland, £10m
When Bent got the move he craved, he hasn't stopped hitting the net and managed goals against all of the 'big four'. With his tally standing at 20 in 32 league games, there is no denying he has been one of the shrewdest signings of 2009. His record has always been impressive but it was a gamble from Steve Bruce - one that has struck gold for the Black Cats manager.




3. Richard Dunne - Man City to Aston Villa, £6m
The uncompromising Irishman was a popular figure with the supporters at Eastlands but jettisoned by former boss Mark Hughes to make way for Kolo Toure and Joleon Lescott. Yet he's had better seasons than both of them and been a rock at the back for Villa. Reliable and rugged, he has helped the Midlanders go all the way to the Carling Cup final and book a return to Wembley to face Chelsea in the FA Cup semi-finals.




2. Thomas Vermaelen - Ajax to Arsenal, £10m
Some scoffed when Arsene Wenger splashed out on the Belgian centre-back, with rumours in Holland suggesting the Gunners had overpaid. Now he looks like a steal after an accomplished first campaign at Premier League level. His partnership with William Gallas was rock-solid before the Frenchman got injured and he's already an Emirates favourite. Composed and cultured in possession, he weighs in with more than his fair share of goals.




1. Carlos Tevez - Unattached to Man City, £25m
After a few games, the knives were out for the South American striker. Sir Alex Ferguson was right not to sign him, his first touch wasn't good enough, his goal return was poor. But he worried his old club in a thrilling derby and, once off the mark in the league against another of his former teams in West Ham, he hasn't looked back. 19 goals in 26 starts is some record and he also weighed in with another six in six in during the Carling Cup run, which included three strikes against the Red Devils. The main man behind City's push for fourth spot and, if he gets them into next season's Champions League, it'll definitely be a case of money well spent.




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This is the third most stories we've done in a month for the blog. Ever. And we started the day a few views from it being our third busiest month ever for visits on the blog. And a few from the busiest of 2010

Don't know how it will turn out. But thanks to everyone for making March a great sexy month.

Even if i had to give up my PLAYMATE OF THE MONTH tag when February ended :)

5000


My film THE YACHT CLUB just went over 5000 views on NAUGHTY MACHINIMA which is a huge amount of views.

For those of you who have never seen it, the movie truly has an all star cast (and a big huge cast too).
I'm also proud that it got so many positive comments and stars.

Thanks for everyone who made it so popular

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Jennnnna Bent Over Car, originally uploaded by Jennnnna Jameson.

My 5th most popular pic on FLICKR. Must be because the car is SOOOOO hot :)

NEW DIRECTOR'S SHOWCASE: Marius Socke

We always love it when we find new talent here on the blog. Marius Socke has just started his own studio and released his first film, A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. We see the start of big things for Marius, congrats.

Levi's revamps flagship store on Regent Street

Levi Strauss & Co announced the opening of its re-crafted Levi’s flagship store on Regent Street in London’s West End. A vibrant source of fashion trends and pioneering youth culture, London is the perfect gateway to a new experience of the Levi’s brand.

“Our new London flagship store is a milestone of Levi Strauss & Co.’s global retail strategy, designed to build the company’s brand-dedicated retail network throughout the world, with special emphasis on key fashion capitals such as London,” said Armin Broger, President of Levi Strauss & Co. Europe, Middle East and North Africa. “On Regent Street, Levi’s has created a place where craftsmanship and authenticity deliver the most genuine experience of the brand anywhere in Europe.”

The Levi’s Regent Street flagship store combines product breadth and depth, personalized denim expertise and a journey through the origins of denim to provide the ultimate jeans wear destination to millions of London shoppers. The store will be curated to feature the latest collections and provides consumers with a highly personalized way to shop by the latest fit or finish in the Inspection Room. It also houses up to 22 different washes of the original button fly jean in the glass-encased 501 Jeans Warehouse.

Product selections will be updated weekly to inspire new perspectives on iconic collections, whilst also showcasing innovative product for those on the hunt for the latest trends. For consumers seeking vintage pieces, the store features the exclusive Levi’s Vintage Clothing collection, offering consumers exact replicas of historic editions of 501 jeans. Key pieces from the brand’s 137-year history will also be on display, including an original pair of Levi’s 201 jeans from the 1920s, on loan from the Levi’s archives in San Francisco. 



Before She Was Famous....IMTA Alum Ashley Greene!


Here's the inside scoop about Ashley Greene (IMTA 2004) from Patrick Baca, CSA:



"Casting Director and IMTA Scout Patrick Baca, CSA first auditioned Ashley Greene when the actress was sixteen and a student at an IMTA Member modeling and talent training school in Jacksonville, Florida. Two years later, Ashley moved to Pasadena and at Patrick's encouragement, she began college and acting training. In 2006, Patrick gave Ashley one of her big breaks in the business when he and colleague Jean Scoccimarro cast Ashley in her first recurring role on Television. "Desire" was a night time serial drama which aired daily on MyNetworkTV for thirteen weeks. Ashley played "Renata" and appeared in seven episodes.Patrick also cast former IMTA contestant, Chuti Tiu in a recurring role on the same series. Chuti appeared in 36 episodes in the role of Detective Rachel Lin..."

Another IMTA Exclusive! Check out Ashley Greene's 2004 IMTA Program book photo (black and white shot, above right)!

Lysxtreme.com - Bottle in the ass (03/24/10)

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Andrey Arshavin hates woman drivers!! for a reason...


He's complained about the congestion charge, London parking and women drivers - and now Andrey Arshavin has another reason to hate driving in the capital.

The Arsenal star has revealed he got into a prang on the road while travelling with his wife Yulia, but escaped with just a damaged bumper. A cheerful Arshavin revealed: 'It was a sunny day here in London and even a small traffic accident that has happened to Yulia and me, wasn't able to spoil our spring mood.


'The second car involved got slightly scratched and my car’s bumper got damaged. 'It took us five minutes to solve this problem, we exchanged our data and left.



The 28-year-old did not reveal the identity of the other driver, or who was to blame, but he once memorably told reporterl: 'I would never give driving lessons to women.


'We need to build new roads for them. Why? Because you never know what to expect from a woman on the road. 'If you see a car behaving weirdly, swerving and doing strange things, before you see the driver you know it is a woman. It is always a woman.'



Arshavin has faced a culture shock on the roads since leaving Zenit St Petersburg 13 months ago. Russians are not used to parking rules, while the congestion charge has been even more difficult to get accustomed to.



'I struggle with the parking,' he once said. 'I can’t park where I want, I’m not used to this.


'Then there’s the congestion charge. It’s not the money I object to but all the things you have to do – codes to enter, SMS messages you have to send, etc.'

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

HAIL MISS PRISCILA!!!

A very warm and very big congratulations to to the great PRISCILA BALOUGH on being named Slut Magazine's SLUT OF THE YEAR. She won the voting by a colossally huge margin. Because she is beautiful, fun, super nice to everyone. Thanks for your friendship. You deserve every honor you get.

NYC: Emma - An Intro

     I'm a guy who normally likes women around the same age as I am or, at the most, maybe 10 years younger. I usually find that the ladies are more experienced & better in bed. Once in a while, though, someone much younger will make an impression to the point where, as a friend of mine likes to say, I just gots ta have it. Such was the case with Emma.
     I was at a friend's apartment for a Halloween party, dressed up as Zorro. As I talked to a few of my friends, a girl dressed up as Little Red Riding Hood kept looking at us. One of my friends knew her & invited her over to hang with us.
     Emma was a brunette with a seductive personality & voice. As we were introduced, she said "oh, you used to go ut with Sarah". Sarah was someone I dated about a year ago. Everyone made conversation for a while, with Emma looking at me as we all spoke. Finally, my friends left to go to another party & it was just Emma & myself.
     Emma finally told me why she kept staring at me. Sarah & Emma used to work in the same place. "Sarah used to tell me all the time about how you guys were in bed. She said you were wild". Well, that explains the constant attention from her. That & she was drunk & judging from what happened next, very horny. "I always wondered what you'd be like in bed. Fancy a shag?" With that, she leaned in & looked at me seductively.
     I said "how old are you?". "I'm 24" she replied. "I think you might be a little young". "Are you sure?" she cooed & put her hand on my pants & started stroking my cock through it. "I love older men". Now, at this point, I suppose I should've just left but yet again, I called a woman's bluff. "OK, let's go". We grabbed our things, stopped off at the liquor store for some Grey Goose, & went back to my place.
     We went at it rough & nasty. Her oral skills were amazing, with her repeatedly deepthroating my cock with ease. By the time I was ready to go between her legs, she was wet & ready. She tasted like heaven. She pushed my head into her pussy & grinded her hips against me as my tongue penetrated her pussy lips & played with her clit.
     I put her on her knees, grabbed her hair, pulled it back, & entered her from behind. I smashed her while continuously spanking her ass. She got on top of me & rode me while grabbing my throat & choking me. An amazing night with an amazing young woman. We've been together a few times since. Each time, it gets better & better.
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Two Girls Jello Wrestling NUDE

Looks like something i should do in the summer. Theres plenty of chicks that would do the for a few bucks or just out of boredom the problem is finding a backyard with no nosy neighbors to report your ass.


Two Girls Jello Wrestling NUDE
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Tila Tequila Grocery Shopping in her Black Thong

who dresses like that to buy groceries? Do i need to make any more whore jokes about her or do we get the idea already?

LAST DAY

























Today is the last day to see my work at Eddi Haskell's fantastic gallery at UXERT 201, 232, 62

2000 Views

My latest movie JENNNNNA THE SLUT now has over 2000 views on SLUTLOAD & NAUGHTY MACHINIMA.

Please star and favorite when you can. Pretty please.
With kisses and lixxx on top...


Megan Fox at 6

Here's my 6th most popular FLICKR pic. It's a little get together with me and Megan Fox.

Thank you, MMmmmmmmmmmmegan

Kyle Lowder on The Bold and The Beautiful!

Kyle Lowder IMTA 2000 stars in the very popular television soap The Bold and The Beautiful. Kyle plays a huge supporting role on the show as Rick Forrester. Before playing Rick Forrester on B&B, Kyle portrayed Brady Black on Days of Our Lives for nine years!
Kyle received an Emmy® nomination for his role as Brady Black on Days of Our Lives. Kyle is also a very talented classically trained singer. Be sure to check out his beautiful voice on his official MySpace. Kyle Lowder competed at IMTA in Los Angeles in 2000.

‘Magi-Fit’ new tummy control range for women

Leading home shopping company JD Williams have just launched a new tummy control range for women, with slimming trousers, jeans and skirts for plus size women up to a size 32.

Exclusive to JD Williams, the revolutionary Magi-Fit range is the latest in tummy control garment technology that features a hidden light control panel within clothes to hold in the tummy without being restrictive, discretely creating a sleeker and slimmer silhouette.

JD Williams loves plus size curves, but understands that women sometimes like to conceal those womanly lumps and bumps, which can prove difficult with tight fitting clothing. That's why the Magi-fit range has cleverly designed fashionable clothing with built in control pants to ensure women look and feel great every time.

Career minded women will love the formal Magi-fit trousers and tailored skirts in black, grey and navy blue that make women look fabulous in the office, while Magi-fit have also created more casual denim skirts and fashionable jeans for flattering everyday looks.

Designed with real women in mind, Magi-Fit clothes are available up to a size 32, with trousers and jeans in leg lengths 27in to 32in, looking after women of all shapes and sizes.




Monday, March 29, 2010

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jennnnna cumface, originally uploaded by Jennnnna Jameson.

Here is number 7 on my FLICKR's most popular pics.

As you can see, i get into my work :)

FANTACALCIO DELLE STELLE 2009/2010

XXI GIORNATA

Ad una giornata dalla fine ormai quasi tutti i discorsi sono conclusi,uno su tutti,anche per il 2010 Robertino si conferma "BETTO'S DOG".
Con la sua dipartita dalla Coppona per mano de "ER PUPARO" Bernardino,la sua bacheca dei trofei si conferma territorio incontaminato dove MAI un piedistallo placcato ha lasciato la sua impronta polverosa,ormai e' in balia di ragni e ragnatele e in certi punti ci si puo' sentire l'eco.
Altro discorso concluso e' la corsa al Tapiro d'Oro,se l'e' aggiudicato con un turno di anticipo il mitologico Geriatric's team del Boccino e al contrario del Nano Malefico con questo trofeo ,anche se negativo,e' l'unico ad avere tutte le onorificenze in bacheca...e ce li tiene tutti tto'.
Boccino ,che rimane sempre in corsa per la vittoria finale in Maceroni's Cup,MA in finale se la dovra' vedere con l'insidioso Puparo che dopo l'adozione del nuovo feticcio ha inanellato una serie positiva che lo ha portato anche a sedersi al tavolo dei "Mangioni" con un turno di anticipo.
L'unica partita aperta e' quella tra Nasca e Pallesecche per aggiudicarsi l'ultimo posto a sedere,arbitri delle sorti dei due contendenti saranno Lucchetto che andra' a giocare All'ANSEDONIA'S BOWL e Robertino che ospitera' Nasca al BROKENBEAUTY SOCCER TEMPLE.
Il Campione 2010 Cispone e' ormai storia e dileggia gli avversari scendendo in campo con la Primavera.

RISULTATI

ROBERTINO - GATTO 0 - 1
NASCA - JONTINO 3 - 1
BOCCINO - PALLESECCHE 1 - 2
BERNARDINO - TRONKETTO 3 - 2
LUCCHETTO - GIANNONE 1 - 0
CISPONE - SIRVIO 1 - 2

CLASSIFICA




PROSSIMO TURNO

SIRVIO - BERNARDINO
JONTINO - CISPONE
PALLESECCHE - LUCCHETTO
GIANNONE - BOCCINO
ROBERTINO - NASCA
GATTO - TRONKETTO



MACERONI'S CUP "COPPONA"

SEMIFINALI RITORNO

BOCCINO - LUCCHETTO 1 - 0 BOCCINO
ROBERTINO - BERNARDINO 0 - 3 BERNARDINO


FINALISSIMA AL MARACANA'

BOCCINO - BERNARDINO

BOCCINO : Ho caricato i miei uomini a pallettoni di Gerovital ,"O Coppa o morte" sara' il nostro grido di battaglia...per questo ,per evitare disagi al pubblico pagante, sono stati approntati i mezzi della Protezione Civile per rimuovere le salme degli arzilli Geriatrici a tempo di record.



Un Arrembante Boccino gerovitalizzato mostra la sua proverbiale aggressivita'


BERNARDINO : Dovro' regolare la potenza del feticcio al 50%...capirai con tutta quella "Gioventu'" in campo ,non vorrei essere ricordato come uno stragista.




Il Temibile e camaleontico feticcio der Puparo attorniato dalle altre Macumba's doll da collezione.

Formspring.me Questions For the Day

Foreplay – How important is it to you?

Extremely important. A lot of times, I can get off on that alone & not even need intercourse.



Did you actually watch Requiem for a Dream?
I think you meant to direct this to someone else. If it was directed at me, though, the answer is no, I've never read the book nor seen the movie.


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Does Pornstar Mya G have beauty behind her booty?

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I actually like pornstar Mya G. She seems cool and not TOO full of her self like other pornstars. Is Their beauty behind Mya G's booty?.........Not really cause at the end of the day is she someone you wanna bring home to your family or connect with? I bet you cant say yes without looking at her ass. I still love your Mya.......as a pornstar.

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Her eyes seem more darker then mine or is that makeup? Maybe i dont know shit about beauty besides when it comes to tech, gaming or busting a nut.

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Damn does this blog post make me a hater? or just some loser online? Both? Leave it in the comments