NYC: The IM Conversation

Someone IMed me that seemed to turn into an interview the other day. I thought I'd share, since it'll probably answer some questions.
If you ever want to IM me, my yahoo IM is ebonypanther@ymail.com. My aol IM is ebonypanthernyc. Say hi. I answer unless I'm working or sleeping.

Q: Why Ebony Panther?
A: Well, ebony for the obvious reason. Panther because it's my favorite animal.

Q: Really? Why?
A: Because panthers are sleek, are great hunters, & don't get enough respect.

Q: How many women have you slept with?
A: Far less than you probably think.

Q: A thousand?
A: Oh please. Less than 200. I've been having sex for just over 25 years but there were years were I was with only 1 woman. I've been getting worse since I've been getting older.

Q: Why so?
A: Probably because I can. I was in love with the same woman for about 15 years. It seems within the past 10 years, I've been making up for lost time. Plus, because of my job, the women are so hot & coupled with the fact that I'm more experienced now & still in great shape, why not?

Q: How do you make love?
A: I haven't made love in over a decade. I have sex. There's a difference.

Q: True. In that case, what's your sex style?
A: I'd say I go in two gears: erotic & porn star.

Q: What's the difference?
A: Erotic's slower, a little more romantic. When I'm erotic, having sex is like a 7 course meal. I'm seducing, feeling, trying to work a woman's body to make her cum at my whim. When I'm into porn star sex, it's just hard, noisy, rough, dirty, nasty, & extremely animalistic. Both types are for as long as humanly possible. I hate quickies, although I do them if that's all I can get at that moment.

Q: What's the longest you've had sex?
A:  I've gone weekends where it's just been mainly sex with a little eating & sleeping mixed in for good measure.

Q: What's your favorite position?
A: I don't really have one any more. When I was younger, I liked missionary just for the power & control aspect of it. Now, probably with the woman riding me, especially if there's a mirror next to us. I love watching her work her body.

Q: What type of women do you go for?
A: Are you talking race or body type?
Q: Both.
A: Well, for race, I don't have a preference, although I seem to be more into southeast Asian / Polynesian & Black lately for some reason. I've had white, black, asian, latino, peruvian, arabic, jewish. I think the only type I haven't had yet is Native American.

Q: Sounds like you like variety.
A: Yup. As far as body type, though, I mainly like women who keep in shape so that's pretty much where my variety ends.

Q: Do you consider yourself a master at sex?
A: (after laughing histerically for a long time) Hell no!!! I just like having it & like I said before, because of my job, I can have more of it & I make the most of that.

Q: Do you like good girls or bad girls & why?
A: Bad girls because they know what they want & aren't afraid to go for it. If your feelings get in the way, then too bad, which is why I just like fucking them. Never catch feelings for a bad girl. When I was younger, I was into good girls. As I've gotten older, I've gotten worse.

Q: You keep saying because of your job. I know you work with nightclubs & get to go places sometimes.
A: It's really not that glamorous a gig. Let's not build it up into something it isn't. It's not like I'm hanging out in mansions or partying it up on boats. I just get to hang in the vip sections sometimes & party in the same rooms that the celebs are in. I'm not one of those starfucking twitter bitches who brag about popping bottles & whatnot.

Q: OK but you've seen a lot in those rooms.
A: Yeah. Being a celeb or even internet famous isn't everything it's cracked up to be. To me, it looks like fame is a drug that most of these people are too addicted to. Once they've had a taste, it changes them & the people around them. It's actually pretty sad but yeah, I've seen & heard a lot of bad behavior by a lot of celebs.

Q: Like what? Don't use names. I don't need to know who. It might change my opinion about them.
A: True. I went into the bathroom once & caught a guy who's homophobic in his tv interviews fucking another guy in the ass.

Q: Damn.
A: Tell me about it. I should've known, though. The ones who speak out against homosexuality the most are usually closet homosexuals themselves.

Q: Who is it?
A: I'll never tell.
Q: Tell me.
A: No.
Q: Please?
A: NO!!!

Q: OK. OK. What else have you seen?
A: The usual. Stars who talk about living clean doing drugs. I saw one of those vegan types doing a line of coke of some girl's tits. I was almost tempted to blow the shit off of her tits, just to piss him off. He was an asshole. His girlfriend was hot & damn good, too.

Q: You fucked his girlfriend?
A: Yup. Right in the club. She was pissed because the girl he was doing coke with wasn't her. They got into a serious fight over it. She & I wanted each other all night anyway & he was wasted so we went somewhere & fucked. I'm really not a nice guy.

Q: Have you ever fucked a celebrity?
A: Yup.
Q: Anybody really famous?
A: You mean an A list star? No.

Q: Do you know the money you could make by telling TMZ or somebody?
A: Yeah but I don't care. Money's great but I've never liked those types of people. I'll be damned if I become one. I'll take those secrets to my grave. I don't get off on starfucking like a lot of other people. It's probably because I don't admire a lot of them. I think a lot of celebs are fake. It's too easy to become famous these days & not work hard for it. There are way too many nontalented fakes out there screwing it up for the really talented out there.

Q: I feel ya on that one. OK, what's the oldest & youngest woman you've had sex with?
A: I've had sex with women old enough to be my mother & my daughter.

Q: Ever had sex with a mother & daughter? LOL
A: I've crossed that one off my bucket list, yeah.

Q: Damn. You don't play.
A: Not any more, I don't. When I was younger, I spent a lot of my time dreaming. Now, I spend a lot of my time doing. The great thing about being me is that I was blessed (or cursed, depending on how you look at it) with a baby face. I kept getting carded in bars right up until about 3 years ago. I'm just north of 40 & most people tell me I look & act like I'm in my low 20s. I'm not sure that's a good thing but I only feel like I'm 40 when my knees & back act up. Then, I feel like I'm 60.

Q: HA!! You said you had a bucket list. Have you done most of it?
A: Yeah. The one that I can't do will have to wait until I'm mega rich.
Q: Which one's that?
A: Sex in space. That one should be interesting.

Q: Have you ever fucked a girl just to cross one off your bucket list?
A: You mean having a girl as just a notch on the bed post?
Q: Yeah.
A: Yeah. I'm not a nice guy.

Q: You always say that.
A: Because it's true. I used to be a nice guy. These days, not so much.

Q: Nah. I think you're still a good guy who just loves fucking & doesn't care who he fucks.
A: You could be right about that. Let's just say that I don't outwardly go seeking it but if the opportunity presents itself these days, I take full advantage. Before, I would've either have been too scared or my extreme morals would've kicked in.

Q: Why these days?
A: Because somewhere along the line, I realized life is short. Even if you're blessed to live to 80, that's still a pretty short time in the grand space of things. People get bogged down in stupid shit, instead of living their lives. Enjoy your time on earth. You never know how much of it you have left. I learned that from talking to a 12 year old who was battling cancer. All these people who concern themselves with other people's lives are just stupid. They're just jealous because they've given up on their dreams & don't want you to achieve yours. I can't live my life in judgement of other people or being judged by others. There's only one who judges & I'm hoping not to have that talk for another 50 - 60 years, hopefully.

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NYC: Central Park

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     I've never claimed to be a nice person. I'm just a guy who knows what he wants & goes for it. That's the New York City way. In this town, the meek don't inherit the earth: they get slaughtered. I see little old ladies elbow people out of the way in order to get a seat on a crowded subway.
     Having said that, I enjoy not being nice. I like bringing people down to my level sometimes, especially women. I like taking a woman who thought she was sweet & innocent & bringing out her naughty, kinky side, making her do things she never thought she'd do. Such was the case a few months ago.
     I was out with this blonde walking through Central Park. We stopped & sat on a hill in a relatively secluded part of the park. We sat on the ground, she sitting in front of me, leaning back against me, cuddling. It wasin the mid 50s, with just a slight chill in the air. We both had leather jackets on. She had a pair of jeans on. People were walking near us, but not too many & none within our line of sight.
     As we sat there, we started carressing each other & lightly kissing. I reached under her shirt & started feeling her breasts. She protested a little but got turned on & stopped protesting. I was discreet enough, making sure that people couldn't get too good a view. I wanted to do more, though. I wanted to take her to the next level.
     I reached down & started to undo her belt & zipper. Suddenly she froze & started to get up. "NO!!" she said. "What are you doing? We might get caught". I grabbed her before she could fully get up & slammed her back towards me. I forced her into me with my right arm & held tight as my left hand dived into her panties. "Shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh" I whispered. "I'm going to finger fuck you right here, right now".
     She was afraid, only I couldn't tell what made her more afraid: the fear or being caught or the fear that she might like the path I was taking her on. She squirmed & wiggled, trying to break free but to no avail. My hand was already on her pussy.
     My fingers started rubbing her. I breathed heavily into her ear, kissing & nibbling on them while I rubbed her. She made protesting noises for about a minute. Then, both the noises & the squirming stopped. They were replaced by moans of pleasure & grinding of her hips, riding my fingers as they delved deep inside her now juicy pussy.
     At this point, she was mine. I owned her. I broke her down & brought her to the dark side...my side, where I live & play. I spoke softly to her:
"When we get back to my place, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you. I'm going to put you up against a wall & slam my cock into you. I'm gonna flip you over, spread your legs, & spank your ass HARD!!! Then, I'm gonna slide my cock deep into your asshole & completely violate you. Do you want that? Would you like that?"
"Yes. Yes. YES!!! I want that so bad. I need that. Fuck me daddy. Fuck me."
"That's my girl. I'm gonna make you cum hard right now, baby. Cum for me. Come on. Cum for me."
     I pulled my fingers out of her pussy, put my index & middle fingers onto her clit, & vibrated them fast & hard. Her breath became quicker; gasping for air continuosly. Suddenly, she screamed out & came all over my fingers. I put my fingers to her mouth & let her lick her sweetness off of them. She leaned back & collapsed next to me while I zipped her pants back on.
     Since then, she's been unleashed. We've done it a few more times in Central Park, including fucking at night & next to trees. I've opened up her eyes & brought her to the dark side. I love it.

IL WEEK END DEL FANTACALCISTA

Sabato mattina.
Per i tradizionalisti scatta l'acquisto della gazzetta dello sport.
Per chi se ne frega delle tradizioni invece prima seduta di fronte al Computer sul sito della Gazzetta.
Per chi lavora e non,per i tradizionalisti e non, il primo studio e' con il caffe in bocca.
Dico primo studio perche' abbiamo tempo fino alle 18:00 per presentare le formazioni e per apportarvi modifiche,poi alle 18:00 si chiudono i battenti e a quel punto Mani nei coglioni e Avanti Savoia.
Dopo Pranzo seconda fase di studio , si stila la formazione e alcuni gia' la mandano visto che a quel punto difficilmente ci saranno variazioni a parte qualche debacle dell'ultimo momento.
Nel pomeriggio una sbirciatina sui vari siti o sul televideo che si concludono tra le 1730 e le 1800,dopodiche' anche i piu' titubanti inviano le loro scelte mentre chi aveva gia' mandato la prima bozza corregge alcuni errori se qualche cambio tattico dei sempre imprevedibili allenatori di serie A o se qualche infortunio dell'ultimo momento lo impone.
La formazione viene mandata al "Vate" Cispone che detiene il librone mastro e per cortesia la si manda anche all'avversario diretto...cortesia che il nano malefico non sa' neanche dove stia di casa,visto che non la manda mai,vizio di cui e' affetto anche il Lupo Grigio Lucchetto,che forse te la manda solo dopo numerosi SMS dal tono avvelenato.
Gli altri 10 sono invece puntualissimi nello scambio informazioni.
Dalle 1800 si inizia la "Macumba" nei confronti dell' avversario diretto,condita con messaggi di sfotto' nel caso uno dei nostri giocatori faccia gol.
Famosa la bamboletta Vodoo di Bernardindo, che dopo averlo accompagnato nella vittoria dello scorso anno e nelle prime nove giornate di quest'anno,sembra sia stata trafugata e i risultati si vedono...1 punto in 3 partite.
Quando ci si incontra al bar dopo la partita serale gia' cominciano le recriminazioni e le inveite.
Domenica Mattina.
Io e qualcun altro la saltiamo,altri si rimirano le imprese o imprecano contro i pochi giocatori che hanno giocato.
15:00 Inizia il blocco principale delle partite.
Chi si guarda Diretta goal,chi si guarda Quelli che il calcio,chi si ascolta "Tutto il calcio Minuto per Minuto",fatto sta' che tutti,chi piu' chi meno presta sempre orecchio a cosa succede sui campi di calcio.
Aperitivo e Pizzetta attenti a cosa succede nel posticipo serale,soprattutto se si ha in campo qualche giocatore che puo' fare la differenza.
Dopo cena anche se non si sono fatti i conti,si puo' capire se la squadra e' andata bene o no e ce ne andiamo a letto aspettando la seduta ufficiale del Lunedi' sera per sapere i risultati (Se non si sono fatti gia' i conti per la propria partita in anteprima per la fame di sape').

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Porn

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     I love porn. Actually, let me rephrase that. I love some porn. I remember when I turned 18 was when I could legally purchase it. That year, the Penthouse issue with Vanessa Williams (then the first Black Miss America) was a very big deal. I believe the Penthouse Pet for that month was Traci Lords.
     Traci was the first porn star I ever lusted after. The way she gave head was amazing & far better than anything I had gotten up to that point. I started collecting her movies. Of course, at that time it came out that she was underaged so all of her movie are to this day considered child porn except one. I've since gotten rid of those tapes but I probably should've kept them. As time went on, my love of porn women grew. Soon I was lusting after women like Christy Canyon, Sana Faye, & Ashley Gere.
     These days, I'm not too much into professional porn. It's too fake, with lots of fake passion & orgasms. I like my porn to be real & passionate. When I really want to cum hard, I pop in some amateur porn. I love interracial, masterbation, handjobs, blowjobs (especially solo web girls like Tiffany Preston & Brandi Belle), stripping (especially webcam girls), & lesbian.
     I still watch some professional porn, though. My favorites are Miko Lee, Mika Tan, Adrenalynn, Aveena Lee, Ann Midori, Angel Dark, Devon Michaels, Malitia, Gen Padova, Felony, Nautica Thorn, Paola Rey, Tori Black, Venus, Shannon Kelly, Mya Diamond, Charlotte Stokely, Bobbi Bliss (queen of the blowjobs, hands down), Brianna Love, Druuna, Ginger Lea, Autumn Bliss, & August.
     So, who are your favorites, male or female, & what type of porn makes you cum hard?

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